From the recording (Let's Have An) X-Rated Xmas

Smoota & Julia Haltigan - lead vocals
The Smoota Hoilday Singers - backing vocals
Smoota - keys, bass, drum programming, percussion, additional guitar
Ricky Quiñones - lead and rhythm guitar
Brian Wolfe - drum sounds

Mixed by Scotty Hard
Mastered by Kevin Blackler
Photography by Amy Touchette
Cover design by Smoota


I get so cold on these winter nights
Let’s keep each other warm this Christmas

Let’s have an X-rated Christmas
Let’s make it one we won’t forget
Lay me down and trim my tree
Place your star on top of me
And ride me through the night on Santa’s sleigh

Doo Doo Doo Doo

Let’s have a dirty filthy Christmas
Let’s make sure the neighbors hear it all
Turn the lights down dimly
And I’ll slide down my chimney
And fill my home with all your little toys

Mama said that good boys are never naughty
And daddy told me good girls are always nice
But now we know that Mom and Dad and Santa are all prude
Cause Christmastime is better in the nude

So let’s have an X-rated Christmas
I want to feel your body close to mine
While the snow is falling
We'll be busy balling
Cause this is our X-rated Christmas
Yes this is an X-rated Christmas

Merry Christmas, baby