Grooming for some Smoota shows in Europe this September! #vidalsassoon ------------------------------
EUROPEAN RELATIONS TOUR
SEPT 8-OCT 1
Naples Oct 1
Erotic mash-up: Walerian Borowczyk meets Alain Goraguer #immoraltales #laplanetesauvage
Yikes - just foresaw my future:
living in a nudist colony, selling trombone accessories on eBay.
Anyone have any insight into the purpose of this zen phallus? (I found it at a flea market at a holy temple in Kyoto.) Put another way: why is this man smiling?
Bogmen Beach @thebogmen 📸: @williamryan69
If you're in the Hamptons tonight come to @stephentalkhouse! Playing trombone with my dear old friends @thebogmen!
Tonight! Steven Tyler + H.W.A reunite on The Tonight Show! @cochemea @johnaltieri88 @tonightshowjimmyfallon
Ok, but can you take me to dinner first?
CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS back-from-the-dead hologram show this Saturday July 30 2-5pm outdoors at @union_pool! Plus King Pussy Face, Boulevards, DJ Misery Creep. FREE! 📸: @tmq777
DJing all my favorite French music tonight for Bastille Day at @hoteldelmano in Williamsburg 9pm-1am!
It's near impossible to represent a music performance visually, but one of my favorite drummers - @ryan_lonewolf - has done it with his "drum maps." He makes them by laying a special paper over the head of his snare drum to capture the strikes against the drum during a show. His first ever Drum Maps show opens tonight at @maxfishbar in NYC 7-10pm and will be up for a month. Take a look!
Dream come true thanks to @jaleezy - I'm at Wimbledon!
Living large watching Jeopardy at the urinal. Coincidentally the question was: This part of the male anatomy can grow over three times in size during stimulation. Answer: What is the pupil?
Realizing I've probably spent more time listening to the sounds of Bernie Worrell than of any other musician. Sad to hear he's gone. Plus look at how he matched the buttons on his fly with the buttons on his jacket.
If anyone is awake at this ungodly hour, The Horn Section of the Gods is playing with Steven Tyler on the Today Show at 8:36am precisely!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can maybe buy you a socialite. -------
From this month's Harvard Magazine personal ads. #love
Thank you, Cascadia, for your endless beauty and hospitality. I feel lucky to have met so many sweet people on this tour! #mustacheride #smootawhaletailtour
Tonight I'm home in NYC with @reverendvince and the LOVE CHOIR at @union_pool in Williamsburg. 10:30 til late. Special guest and new daddy @morganjprice in the horn section tonight!